Cool Like Pokemon (Unmixed, Unmastered & Unloved) Lyrics

Better put the heating on

The dog is mardy from the cold

Feeling rather sick today

Crushing life from my own bed

Stealthily creep to the loo

I'm trying not to wake the kids

Time to cook myself some food

M&S dine in dinner, Yay

This is excellent

but it makes me feel ancient

I wish I was really cool

Cool like Pokemon

Vegas cowboy boots

They lord it every time

The perfect crime to get a cake

That all your friends will surely hate

Coffee cake the perfect crime

Mwah ha ha ha now its all mine

Rootin' Tootin' Pirate Boots

I stomp them all around the town

Dye my hair from black to red

But still i really crave my bed

This is Excellent

But it makes me feel Ancient

I wish i was really Cool

Cool like Pokemon

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Off to see evil today

There are experiments to do

Cold up north my tabs are froz

I need a hat with ears on

Better hold my paws incase

They get stolen when I sleep

Morning ninjas creep around

So silently I love this game

This is Excellent

But it makes me feel Ancient

I wish i was really Cool

Cool like Pokemon

This is Excellent

But it makes me feel Ancient

I wish i was really Cool

Cool like Pokemon