What's My Step-Mom's Deal? Lyrics

Scotty's dad had an accident

And Scotty was geographically closest

He drove downstate to the hospital

To find out his dad's prognosis

A strange lady was in his dads room

When Scotty first walked in

She offered him some Raxonal

Valium and Vicodin

He said what's my step-mom's deal?

Is she just messin' or is she for real?

He said what's my step-mom's deal?

If her deal is that she deals then I don't know how I feel

Scotty went to the welcome home party

His step-mom threw when his dad recovered

When he showed up, there was a line out the door

But they weren't his dad's friends, he soon discovered

Scotty and his dad just looked on

as things got kinda weird

And when his step mom offered him a klonopin

He said I think I'll have a beer

He said what's my step-mom's deal?

Is she just messin' or is she for real?

He said what's my step-mom's deal?

If her deal is that she deals then I don't know how I feel

Scotty's dad said, son, she ain't so bad

And Scotty said, "hey, it's not like you're the greatest dad"

But anyway

What's my step mom's deal?

Is she just messin' or is she for real?

What's my step mom's deal?

'Cause I really don't know how to feel

What's my step mom's deal?

If her deal is that she deals then I don't know how I feel

If her deal is that she deals then I don't know how I feel