Near-Death Experience in Hell Lyrics

Those who have seen the afterlife

Claim it is some perfect land

But on the day I almost died

I found out it's different for the damned

I was surrounded by screaming souls

Imprisoned by a demon's spell

Cauldrons full of skulls

It was my Near-Death Experience in Hell

It was an ordinary day

When an oncoming car pulled into my lane

I woke up in a fiery grave

With the Grim Freakin' Reapers hackin' at my brain!

I was surrounded by screaming souls

Imprisoned by a demon's spell

Cauldrons full of skulls

It was my Near-Death Experience in Hell

A demon said he'd boil me

I told him I could change

And right before he lit the fuse

Another called my name

He said your time hasn't come yet

But your begging didn't work

Medicine's just good in your time

You're still. A. JERK

And we'll see ya in a few

I was surrounded by screaming souls

Imprisoned by a demon's spell

Cauldrons full of skulls

It was my Near-Death Experience in Hell

Hell

Pit

Grave

Torment

Agony

Weeping

Gnashing of teeth

It was my near-death experience in Hell