Your Friend the Toilet Lyrics

When nature calls, you gotta go

To the bathroom, take it slow

But don't you fret, don't you feel a fright

'Cause the toilet's gonna treat you right

Sit on down, make yourself at home

The porcelain throne is where you roam

Flush away all your worries and strife

The toilet's gonna be your friend for life

The toilet, the toilet, it's your friend, not your foe

The toilet, the toilet, where you gotta let it go

Just trust in the porcelain, it'll never let you down

The toilet's always there when you're feelin' down