The Wonders of Wiping Lyrics

When you feel the urge, listen to me

Sit on the toilet, let it be

When you're all done, don't forget the rule

Wipe it clean, don't be a fool

Wipe it, wipe it, after you poop

Wipe it, wipe it, don't be a poop

Keep it clean, keep it fresh

Wipe it, wipe it, just like the rest

Take the paper, fold it neat

Swing it back, give it a beat

Round and round, side to side

Make sure the mess, disappears in stride

Wipe it, wipe it, after you poop

Wipe it, wipe it, don't be a dupe

Keep it clean, keep it fresh

Wipe it, wipe it, just like the rest