Drag Queen Lyrics

He's teacher of the year

And royalty as well

Cause every now and then

Michael becomes Michelle

A little red wine

To wind down his day

With a lot of eyeshadow

But he never throws shade

He reaps what he sows

And sews his own dresses

The wig glue of the family

Always cleaning up messes

Puts on a face

And one hell of a show

And everybody round here knows

She's a drag queen, but she ain't no drag

Lace up front with a pony in the back

People try and knock her down all the time

But in her high heels, she's still 6'5

She wouldn't hurt a soul or kill a fly

But she murders on the stage every Saturday night

The kind of woman lotta men wish they could be

Ain't no dragging down a drag queen

She's more dolled up than Dolly

And you should see her dance

Triple threat with a mic

And the room in her hand

She's sharp as a tack

More funny than most

But thinking she's a danger

Is one hell of a joke

She's a drag queen, but she ain't no drag

Lace up front with a pony in the back

People try and knock her down all the time

But in her high heels, she's still 6'5

She wouldn't hurt a soul or kill a fly

But she murders on the stage every Saturday night

The kind of woman lotta men wish they could be

Ain't no dragging down a drag queen

Folks will say what they say

And think what they think

But she'll be sitting pretty

While she's sipping a drink

She's a drag queen, but she ain't no drag

Lace up front with a pony in the back

People try and knock her down all the time

But in her high heels, she's still 6'5

She wouldn't hurt a soul or kill a fly

But she murders on the stage every Saturday night

The kind of woman lotta men wish they could be

Ain't no dragging down a drag queen