Drag Queen Lyrics

He's teacher of the year

And royalty as well

'Cause every now and then

Michael becomes Michelle

A little red wine

To wind down his day

With a lot of eye shadow

But he never throws shade

He reaps what he sows

And sews his own dresses

The wig glue of the family

Always cleaning up messes

Puts on a face

And one hell of a show

And everybody round here knows

She's a drag queen but she ain't no drag

Lace-up front with a pony in the back

People try and knock her down all the time

But in her high heels she's still 6'5

She wouldn't hurt a soul or kill a fly

But she murders on the stage every Saturday night

The kind of woman lotta men wish they could be

Ain't no dragging down a drag queen

She's more dolled up than Dolly

And you should see her dance

Triple threat with a mic

And the room in her hand

She's sharp as a tack

More funny than most

But thinking she's a danger

Is one hell of a joke

She's a drag queen but she ain't no drag

Lace-up front with a pony in the back

People try and knock her down all the time

But in her high heels she's still 6'5

She wouldn't hurt a soul or kill a fly

But she murders on the stage every Saturday night

The kind of woman lotta men wish they could be

Ain't no dragging down a drag queen

Folks will say what they say

And think what they think

But she'll be sitting pretty

While she's sipping a drink

She's a drag queen but she ain't no drag

Lace-up front with a pony in the back

People try and knock her down all the time

But in her high heels she's still 6'5

She wouldn't hurt a soul or kill a fly

But she murders on the stage every Saturday night

The kind of woman lotta men wish they could be

Ain't no dragging down a drag queen