Purple Pepperoni Pizza Lyrics

My friends think I'm strange, just a little bit nuts

Occasionally a real pain in the butt

I have this strange obsession you see

I love the color purple a bit excessively

We went out to a pizza place

When it was my turn to order they all covered their face

I looked at the waiter and he looked at me

I'd like a purple pepperoni pizza please

I'd like a purple pepperoni pizza please

And if you don't mind I'd like some purple cheese

You can hold the purple anchovies

I'd like a purple pepperoni pizza please

The waiter looked at me just a little confused

Then he looked at my friends who all seemed amused

Then the waiter looked back at me and said

Can you repeat that order please

Um, sure, here goes

I'd like a purple pepperoni pizza please

And if you don't mind I'd like some purple cheese

You can hold the purple anchovies

I'd like a purple pepperoni pizza please

The waiter wrote it down and said with a smile

Okay my friend, well that might take a while

And in the meantime would you like a drink

I didn't really even have to think

A purple Fanta soda would be nice

And please don't forget to add some purple ice

And I think everyone here will agree

Purple bread sticks and purple pasta would be sweet

So, to repeat my order

I'd like a purple pepperoni pizza please

And if you don't mind I'd like some purple cheese

You can hold the purple anchovies

I'd like a purple pepperoni pizza please

And a purple Fanta soda would be nice

And please don't forget to add some purple ice

And I think everyone here will agree

Purple bread sticks and purple pasta sauce would be sweet

The waiter said I'll see what I can do

Twenty minutes later the order came through

To everyone's shock and surprise

They could not believe their eyes

Here's your purple pepperoni pizza sir

Purple bread sticks and purple sauce to be sure

Your purple drink is there anything else

All of my friends were beside themselves

They said what the heck we'll give it a try

They ate it all up and said with a smile

That was an awesome purple feast

You think they have any purple treats?

Excuse me, waiter, dessert menu please...