Hairless Werewolf Lyrics

I'm a werewolf, and I'll give you a fright

I start my transformation, in the middle of the night

When the moon is full, and the skies are dark

The other wolves will howl, and the dogs will bark

My bones break and re-shape, into a great big wolf

My eyes turn glowing red, and fangs replace each tooth

But there's one big problem that happens there

I turn into a werewolf, with no hair

I'm a hairless werewolf, I know it's kinda weird

Can't grow any hair, not even a beard

The other werewolves just give me a stare

And they ask me, dude

Where is your

Hairless werewolf?

No idea how

I don't even have eyebrows

Arm hair, leg hair, nothing at all

Can I even be a good werewolf, after all

I'm not your typical werewolf, and it's not just the hair

Unlike the others, I actually care

About the safety of others, I don't hurt anyone

My biggest goal in life, is to have some fun

So if you see me, don't be scared

Ignore the red eyes, and the fangs you see there

I'll give you a big smile, approach me if you dare

I'll say, don't I look ridiculous?

I have no hair

I'm a hairless werewolf, I know it's kinda weird

Can't grow any hair, not even a beard

The other werewolves just give me a stare

And they ask me, dude

Where is your

Hairless werewolf

No idea how

I don't even have eyebrows

Arm hair, leg hair, nothing at all

Can I even be a good werewolf, after all

Look at me, I'm a hairless werewolf

Check it out, I'm a hairless werewolf

Come say hi, I'm a hairless werewolf