Funny Bone Lyrics

You're a son of a gun

Said you were a friend of mine

Could not pay rent all of the time

So I got you a job 'cause you had none

You're a son of a bitch

First day you handed out lies and rumours

You did spout like how you think that I'm a white witch

And I wouldn't even know

If you even had one little teeny tiny funny bone

Well if I tell a joke or do an impression of you

Your micro expressions, won't even show

It's the last time I throw you a bone,

The last time I hear you moan

It's the last time, the last time I throw you a bone

The last time, I hear you moan

And I can't keep up

Standardized breast cup, double D through

You wanted me to be skinny binny

Fat free and pleasing to the eyes

Don't talk to other guys and shut the right up!

It's the last time I throw you a bone

The last time, I hear you moan

It's the last time, the last time, I throw you a bone

The last time, I hear you moan

My patience is outrun

Now take your guns and get right out of here

Take your beers, your stupid fears

Five, four, three, two, one

It's the last time I throw you a bone

The last time I hear you moan

It's the last time, the last time, I throw you a bone

The last time, I hear you moan

So treat em' mean and keep em' keen

And lean, it's the "Selfish Gene"

I don't know just what your talkin'

You're not smart like Richard Dawkins

Kiss my funny bone

Kiss my funny bone

Kiss my funny bone

Why is that funny?

It's the last time haha