Exit Through the Gift Shop Lyrics

Paint me into a corner

At the end of the hall

Paint me into a picture 

You can hang on your wall

When the Southern Cross stars shine bright on you

You see a thing or two

Drivin' east to the bushland

Wind the windows down

Turn the radio up real loud

When the Southern Cross stars shine bright on you

You hear a thing or two

Waltzing Matilda

I coulda killed her

Locked me up all day

Didn't care what I'd say

I did a two step and a tango

All that fandango

Right foot in and left foot out

I wanted to scream and shout

Fair dinkum I'm true blue

Fair dinkum don't care what you do

Where else should I go?

This is all that I know

Most liveable

Sunshine giveable

Surfer ganging

Football slanging

Burn the midnight oil

I will be late

Redback, Huntsman, Funnelweb ouch!

Sleepin' on my neighbour's couch

Ohh fair dinkum I'm true blue

True dinks' I'm tellin' you

What else should I feel?

This is all bloody unreal

Waltzing Matilda

They could killed her

Locked us up all night

Givin' us all a terrible fright

Most liveable 

Sunshine giveable 

Two up playin'

I'm just sayin'…

Stop the world I wanna get off... 

Let me exit through the gift shop... 

With coloured balloons... 

Prettiest tunes... 

But when the Southern Cross stars shine bright... 

Everything's gonna be alright... 

Waltzing Matilda

You took my swag

You made me so mad

Your such a dag

Ya put a full face mask on me

I'm Ned Kelly

Oh Waltzing Matilda

You'll come a Waltzing…

With me