Choke the Bottle Lyrics

I like to drink every day if I can

It makes me feel like I'm The Fucking Man

On our second fifth and it's barely even one

We're all gonna die so let's just fucking have some fun

Choke the bottle like there's no tomorrow

If you throw up, start over

Feeling well today, but there's hell to pay

So let's celebrate

With the homies, if you're sippin' lonely

Come and get to know me

And we'll choke the bottle like there's no tomorrow

If you throw up, carb-load, start over

Give me a beer, give me whiskey and coke

Give me Gojira and something to smoke

Give the sticky heat out of a Midwest summer's day

Take my shit away, you'll see a Vulgar Display

All this is well and good, until the morn

When I awake, I wish ne'er to've been born

Only one way I know how to keep from feeling worse

Grab my sticky boots and get right back up on my horse

Choke the bottle like there's no tomorrow

If you throw up, start over

Feeling well today, but there's hell to pay

So let's celebrate

With the homies, if you're sippin' lonely

Come and get to know me

And we'll choke the bottle like there's no tomorrow

If you throw up, carb-load, start over