She Likes Robots Lyrics

It's getting hot and stuffy in this basement bar

My eyes begin to scan but they don't get far

I start to calculate how much closer I can get

To the average-looking fella chatting up a tall brunette

Now look I've never seen somebody seem so disinterested

He talks about his stocks, but I can see she's not invested

She brushes off his bragging about cryptocurrency

And then finishes her whiskey neat and stands right next to me

Ok now I can't believe my eyes

In a room full of pennies, I found a straight-up dime

She likes her drinks with a bit of lemon and lime

And prefers her men to look like Optimus Prime

She likes robots

She just likes robots

She likes robots

She wants the chrome

She likes robots

She just likes robots

She likes robots

She wants the chrome

There's something in her energy that sends my sensors flying

My circuits stars to break and she still isn't even trying

She invites me to her place for some chat and GPT

Says she thinks she can make a better metal man out of me

Ok now I'm not a new AI

I've been around the block, but I'm not past my prime

I've run this simulation 27 billion times

But under all these nuts and bolts I'm still a normal guy

She likes robots

She just likes robots

She likes robots

She wants the chrome

She likes robots

She just likes robots

She likes robots

She wants the chrome