I Deleted Tinder Lyrics

I deleted Tinder off my phone

And not because I want to be alone

My friends tell me that I worry too much

Love can't that hard to find at 20 bucks a month

Maybe I'll move to the country

Where it's harder to be single

But those girls want Farmers Only

And I don't wanna Christian Mingle

I don't wanna Hinge all my hopes and dreams on an algorithm

But looking for my perfect Match is shutting down my system

I know there's Plenty of Fish in the sea

But what if none of those fish want me

When it all runs out

Give it one more swipe

I guess I'll be alone for another night

They'll say to try harder

You've got no one to blame

But I've been scrolling for hours

And they all look the same

I love coffee

I love boba

Simple pleasures are mimosas

Won't shut up about my dog

I don't think we'll get along if

You like sushi

Drinks at 7

Must be over 5'11"

No, I'm not your average blonde

Hit me up, I won't respond

I know there's Plenty of Fish in the sea

But what if none of those fish want me

I know there's Plenty of Fish in the sea

But what if none of those fish want me