I MIGHT BE A FOODIE Lyrics

Yeah, Lil Boi came back, it's 2024

It's goin' crazy today

Super Bowl just happened, let's go

What you doin' on a Friday night

I'm cookin', I'm cookin' a burrito bowl

Shittin' out a chicken quesadilla

Mamma mia, my mouth gonna be a badass girl named Maria

She playin' footsie with me and my bestie

Shit gettin' creamy cause all my boys so zesty and crusty

You want thin, stuff the pan pizza ends

Take the bread bites in your pants

That's not butter, that's cum

Wait, what

Homie, that's cum in your pants

You creamed at my verse

How the hell you gonna do that to Lil Boi, kid

Paraplegic on that dick, she robbin' when she ride

It's Winnie in this bitch, I'm about to skydive

In that pussy, it's fishy

My favorite thing, I'm playin' Cod

Rocket League of power rushin', simulator, I'm a gamer

Emphasis on the game

When I walk tennis courts, I gotta stop and play

With the balls, they soft

I like it when they're pickled like dink-a-dink, dink-a-dink-a-dink

I got a nickel in my pocket and that pays for my dinner

Kentucky fried chicken in the backseat ridin', I'm slidin'

In the home base with a skirt steak

I'ma eat the buffet and keep on grillin' up my teeth

She bitin' when she hungry, girl, slow down

You could almost feed a country like Hungary or Iraq

Fuck up them dollars, it put sushi on my plate

When my mom hear my music, she call me a disgrace

Don't call me a disgrace, mom

I love this music and I love my fans

I'ma run for president

I run the family cookout cause I am a white-ass fuck

I drink hard liquor while I parallel park my truck

I like Szechuan sauce dipped in my chicken

Nuggets at Mickey D's, I try to please all the bees

Cause they don't know about the birds

They scoutin', they gettin' information

They bring all our info to the administration of being gay

They stand for the government of yas, bitch

They fuck you over and leave you lying dead in the street

With drugs in your system cause you're low-life

And you got no money and no family and no wife

And no bitches and no arms and no legs

Cause you just got back from Vietnam

And the country is scolding you because you couldn't have gone

And everyone hates you

So you take an MCC and you fucking sell it to buy stocks

And become a normal member of society once again

Hashtag join the system

I gotta stop the song

What the fuck