Varsity Lyrics

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Bitch I get a knockout

Slap your bitches face when I fucking whip my cock out

I'm a superhuman man

Cumloads by the minute

I spray then I squirt

I'm gay when I flirt

Penis on taste buds

Rub a dub dub

Taste so good

On the taint, I like to rub

He pulls up to the house

He yells pull down your pants

Ima fruity dude

Let you do what you want now

He ghosting me

'Cause he covered in white

Sticky jizz skin

Was never in the plans

Now on my balls is this old man

He gargling

Asking me to pull out

Fuck the whole team, you gotta try out

I'm a varsity dick sucker

Varsity balls

I only played soccer so I can kick this dude's balls

I only played baseball to catch this dude's balls

I only played football so I could tackle his balls

I only played volleyball to spike his fucking balls

Keep rhyming with balls

'Cause I love them so much

You know I like to touch them balls

School was literally so hard

Hot dudes across the room even at Menards

I don't save big money

But I suck big dick

I like hot sweaty dudes

Especially my cousin Nick

Touchdown with your balls in the back of my throat

Hit my fucking my uvula till I start to choke

Home run

His dicks in my ass

Butt is up, but his face is on the grass

I miss the money

Why cant we suck dick for money no more

I miss the money

Without money, I ain't gonna do it no more

Why cant we find

A good set of twins

A good set of twins

That are good at laying pipe

I miss the money

Why cant we suck dick for money no more

I miss the money

Without money, I ain't gonna do it no more

I'm a varsity dick sucker

Varsity balls

I only played soccer so I can kick this dude's balls

I only played baseball to catch this dude's balls

I only played football so I could tackle his balls

I only played volleyball to spike his fucking balls

Keep rhyming with balls

'Cause I love them so much

You know I like to touch them balls