Act Now! Lyrics

You bring me your coupons and your box tops

And your thousand proof of purchase seals

Don't pay anything 'til March of next year

We're making sweetheart deals

Total satisfaction guaranteed

Everything must go, go, go

'Cause we're going out of business

And we're moving across the street

So, our prices are low, low, low

I got all the time in the world

And sell it in bottles for a price, act now

I'll never be back again

So, there's no time to think twice, act now

Hi, I'm Bambi, standing by for your call

Order now and get a special surprise

I'll make an offer that you can't refuse

Bargain bonanza discount low-cost buys

I liked it so much, I bought the company

Just call us 'cause we always say yes

Even the fucking phone call is free

You'll never find it elsewhere for less

Oh, keep goin', son

Now, I can't call you

You have to take the first step

Pay credit, cash, or C.O.D.

Fifty easy installments of 9.99

Buy now and get the first month free

He sold more albums than Elvis and The Beatles

And The New Squids On The Block combined

No catch, no fine print, no hassles at all

Just sign in blood down on the dotted line

I gots all the time in the world

And sell it in bottles for a price, act now

I'll never be back again

And there's no time to think twice, act now

I gots all the time in the world

And sell it in bottles for a price, act now

I'll never be back again

So, there's no time to think twice, act now

I gots all the time in the world

And sell it in bottles for a price, act now

I'll never be back again

So, there's no time to think twice, act now

I gots all the time in the world

And sell it in bottles for a price