I Just Shit My Pants Lyrics

I just shit my pants (he just shit his pants)

Hey, yeah, I just shit my pants (he just shit his pants)

Mmmmmm, I just shit my pants (he just shit his pants)

Oh people, I just shit my pants (he just shit his pants)

It was a big surprise to me and the guys

I thought it was a fart, but it blew my ass apart

It was squishy, it was brown

And it seeped right through my pants

When I pulled my bloomers down

And I took a closer glance

Ooooo, I just shit my pants (he just shit his pants)

What's that? Hey, I just shit my pants (he just shit his pants)

Oh no, I just shit my pants (he just shit his pants)

Uh oh, hey, I just shit my pants (he just shit his pants)

Hey, it was stinky, it was foul

What just leaked out from my bowels

Gotta run and get a towel

Sis-boom-bah, Colin Powell

Yeah, I gotta throw my undies out

And get some brand new trousers too

'Cause they're soiled and they're gross

Hey, don't you get too close

'Cause I just shit my pants (hey, yeah)

Hey, yeah, people I just shit my pants (he just shit his pants)

Hey, I just shit my pants (woo ooooo) Oh, yes I did

Hey, I just shit my pants

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, take it

Oh yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout my filthy slacks

Feels like I O.D.'d on Ex-Lax

I'm talkin' 'bout my dirty drawers

And the liquid that squirts and pours

I just shit my pants

Hey, I just shit my pants

I gotta tell everybody about it

Hey, I just shit my pants

Everybody, I just shit my pants

Uh, uh, uh, uh, ooooo, ahuh

I just shit my pants

What's that? Ooooooo

Hey, I just shit my pants

Mmm-hmmm

Oh, I just shit my pants