Man's Best Friend Lyrics

They say a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle

Don't let your heart get covered in icicles

Don't be cold, We're not all that bad

At least we don't spill kibble on your kitchen floor

We're never scratchin at your kitchen door

We're not all that bad

Sure your dog don't drink, don't smoke, and he don't carouse

He likes to cuddle up when you read on your couch

But don't be sellin us short

Sometimes without reminding we'll take the garbage out

Change the oil, feed the dog without making you shout

Don't be sellin us short

Sure your dog don't curse don't drink don't drive too fast

Make sure that your relationship will last

Don't be writin us off

Your dog will never use a hammer drive a nail go in the rain and get your mail

Don't be writin us off

Sure your dog don't drink, don't smoke, and he don't carouse

He likes to cuddle up when you read on your couch

But don't be sellin us short

Sometimes without reminding we'll take the garbage out

Change the oil, feed the dog without making you shout

Don't be sellin us short

Sure your dog don't drink, don't smoke, and he don't carouse

He likes to cuddle up when you read on your couch

But don't be sellin us short

Sometimes without reminding we'll take the garbage out

Change the oil, feed the dog without making you shout

Don't be sellin us short

Sure your dog ain't hooked on that Monday night football

You never caught him sneakin in down your hall in the night

Smellin like beer

But you never have to vacuum every time we get outta your chair

We'll never chase the neighbor's cat, we ain't scared

Of no cat

Sure your dog don't drink, don't smoke, and he don't carouse

He likes to cuddle up when you read on your couch

But don't be sellin us short

Sometimes without reminding we'll take the garbage out

Change the oil, feed the dog without making you shout

Don't be sellin us short

Sure your dog don't drink, don't smoke, and he don't carouse

He likes to cuddle up when you read on your couch

But don't be sellin us short

Sometimes without reminding we'll take the garbage out

Change the oil, feed the dog without making you shout

Don't be sellin us short