Sukie Lyrics

Your father and your grandpa went up to the back woodlot

"Be sure and shut the door" I said again

"You've got to keep the insects out, and other critters too."

You don't know who or what will wander in

She was only looking for a munch better than her hay

when she saw the door was open wide

But the kitchen was too small for a cow to get around,

and so, she got stuck inside

The cow's in the kitchen! How'd she get through the door?

The cow's in the kitchen! Quick, she's messing up the floor!

Cover up that food! That cow's pretty rude –

Get that cow out the other door!

I couldn't turn her left, I couldn't turn her right

I couldn't bend her through the old back door

I grabbed around her neck and I pushed like holy heck

Me and cow slip-sliding on the floor

The cow's in the kitchen! How'd she get through the door?

The cow's in the kitchen! Quick, she's messing up the floor!

Cover up that food! That cow's pretty rude –

Get that cow out the other door!

Finally, they came home. I was sitting all alone,

Put away the soap and scrubber-upper

I told Ray my tale and how I did prevail,

But all he said was "Middie, where's my supper?"

The cow's in the kitchen! How'd she get through the door?

The cow's in the kitchen! Quick, she's messing up the floor!

Cover up that food! That cow's pretty rude –

Get that cow out the other door!