Old Scratchy Records Lyrics

Death by wood chipper

Round and round and round and round she goes

Round and round

Round and round and round and round she goes

Round and round

Round and round and round and round she goes

Oooooo, yeah

You're outdated, you're collecting dust

I gotta get rid of you

Oh, don't you know I must

You're worthless to me now

I have to let you die

I'm gonna put you in the closet

With the rest of my

Old scratchy records

That's right

Old scratchy records

Oooooo, yeah

Oooooo, yeah

You're slowly getting far away

I can't make out the words that you say

I'm not gonna put you on

Your purpose is completely gone

I'm tired of your skipping

I'm too lazy to go flipping

Old scratchy records

Old scratchy records

Oh, I can't take you back

To hear the spooky things you know

I can't tell if you are groovy

Can't listen to you slow

I won't waste my time with a needle

I can't track it

Turn the table

Get back in your worn-out paper jacket

Old scratchy records

Old scratchy records

Take me away

Oooooo, yeah