The Truth Hurts Lyrics

OK, you slobbering drooling larvae

It's time to shake your jello ass

To the hip hoppinest

Tip toppenest

Mucus Earthly groove

Are you ready?

On your mark, get set, go

Save the planet, save the whales

Save your stupid ass

Save your money, save your coupons

Dying in the working class

Rag and bitch and whine

Until it's time to go to bed

You've got spiders, sour milk

Instead of brains inside your head

Nothing like fake friends

Hands up, bang, bang

Go tell your troubles to the Moon

Your a weasel, you're a beast

You're a dog shit feast

You're a two-faced dried up prune

The truth hurts

Oh, you're pretty

You're pretty pathetic as a person

You're a leech, you're a mooch

I'm tired of screaming and cursing

Yeah, that's right

Oh, you're pretty

But inside you're a sow

Yes you, I mean you

What's the matter, don't you like me now?

Yeah, that's right

Meanwhile back at Cheers

You work the room like a professional bum

And you wonder why you have no friends

Oh, my dearest pond scum

Just tell me where the using ends

Don't be fooled by the batty eyes

Better go run and hide

C'mon over and pick me up, yeah

Take me for a ride

The truth hurts

But it don't hurt me

Get your sorry soggy ass outta my sight

Go fly a fucking kite

Yeah, that's right

Yeah, I'll probably have to buy that too

Yeah, that's right

I'd say go take a long walk on a short pier

But I don't feel like driving you there

Your I.O.U.s are so precious

There goes the rest of my hair