Snow Lyrics

Say it isn't so, Santa ain't gonna bring the snow

And the jingle's all spent, the reindeer got bent

And tied one on at the Tupelo

Those elves are all chest bound

Slinking around like Humphrey Bogart cranks the Motown

Elves smell like honey dripping down

Christmas trees you can smoke

It's the only fix that makes you broke

Like magic taking cars and furniture straight down your lungs

Daddy gotta cry and Momma gotta try

Dirty snow on your cuff-links, baby

Hair in the shower drain, coochie gonna make it rain

You should be an Eagle Scout by now

You earned a godforsaken merit badge

Say it isn't so, I wish I was a jar

A salve to soothe the scar

A jar of Hunger Games parachutes

Sponsored healing meds for you

Heal your head for you

Heal your heart too

Feel, then heal the hole they filled with poison

Heal the wound with my gloved hand

Heal the wound with my gloved hand

I wanna be the first breath you take after cumming

I wanna be the butterflies in your tummy

I wanna be the knife you twist in your back

The fangs that strike, blood at the crash site

The X on the back of your hands

One you fear in dreamland

The poison in your arm

I wanna feel your harm

I wish I was the rod that strikes you

The hook that reels you in

Your rainy weather friend

Kiss me, let your lips free me

I'm a slave to lonely, a serf to sex queen

Love me, harder than grey shades

Longer than my foreplay

Love me night to day, to night again

Resting invisible in your thighs

All nights