
If I wasn't married (and you weren't a lesbian) Lyrics
- Genre:Alternative
- Year of Release:2023
Lyrics
If I wasn't married and you weren't a lesbian
We could have a fabulous romance
We'd get away just you and I
On a motorcycle ride through the countryside
Wearing leather pants
If I wasn't married and you weren't a lesbian
We could have a love so magical
We'd dress like lumberjacks in matching knitted caps
While we're at a monster truck & tractor pull
If I wasn't married and you weren't a lesbian
We could have a moonlight rendezvous
You'd wake up to breakfast in bed
We'd shave each others' heads
And add my name to your tattoos
If I wasn't married and you weren't a lesbian
It's a fantasy we just can't pursue
Cuz I've got a lovely lady waiting for me at home
And so do you
If I wasn't married...