
Garage Sale Lingerie Lyrics
- Genre:Alternative
- Year of Release:2023
Lyrics
When I saw it with the knick-knacks and the housewares
I was like, "No way!"
On a padded hanger just above the cash box
She was selling sexy lingerie
Garage sale lingerie
Garage sale lingerie
She said she only wore it on her wedding day
It's garage sale lingerie
Two weeks into marriage his unit got called up
Much to their dismay
He was killed by friendly fire in Afghanistan
When a bullet went astray
Garage sale lingerie
Garage sale lingerie
She said she only wore it on her wedding day
It's garage sale lingerie
Tables full of wedding gifts still in their packaging
litter her driveway
one man's misfortune is another man's bargain
That's what I always say
Garage sale lingerie
Garage sale lingerie
She said she only wore it on her wedding day
It's garage sale lingerie
Now you might think that it's a little icky
But I figured "what the hay!"
Thinking about how my wife would look
and our anniversary ain't that far away
Garage sale lingerie
Garage sale lingerie
She said she only wore it on her wedding day
She gave an awkward smile when I went to pay
I can't wait to see my wife put it on display
(But I'm not gonna tell her)
It's garage sale lingerie