Alvin Lyrics

My Jiminy follows me

Stumbling drunkenly between

Confession and catty remark

Like a desperate white girl on New Year's Eve

Wanna know my secret?

I'm the Hulk of sadness

I got whiskey dick of the soul

I let a drug addict cover for my self-control

So it's the least I could do

For all the people I've hurt

And all the people I've yet to

If you don't say you love me, I'll fucking kill myself

If you say that you love me, I'll need it from someone else

If you don't accept my apology, I'll probably kill myself

Just so you know

I like to make myself believe

In some cosmic symmetry

Where every asshole move is just more lube

For the other end of the karma machine

And maybe I'm just a gear

I know I'm not who I've been

But if we are what we do - well, the truth is

I haven't really done much since

And when I catch what I'm long overdue for

I wonder whom

Will that be good news for?

If you don't say you love me, I'll fucking kill myself

If you say that you love me, I'll need it from someone else

If you don't accept my apology, I'll probably kill myself

We can hardly stand the wait

We can hardly stand

We can hardly stand the wait

We can hardly stand

Ba baaaaaa!!!

Ba baaaaaaa!!!

This is the sound of getting beat up in a bar fight

Ba baaaaaa!!!

Ba baaaaaaa!!!

This is the sound of getting beat up in a bar fight