It's a Disaster Lyrics

Well I've seen better legs on a table

And I've seen straighter teeth on a comb

I've gotten better head from a fifty cent beer

So baby take your skinny ass home

Go out and find yourself a near sighted man

You might even try a kissing frog

Oh you almost hooked that blind man but

You scared away you see a night dog

Oh it's a disaster yeah

An accident waiting to happen

It's a disaster yeah

A thorn that just won't leave leave

Just leave me alone

Well I've seen better tongues on a sneaker

And I've seen better ears on corn

I've seen finer breasts on Frank Perdue's chicken

So Baby you better be warned

Well my standards may be high at times but as long as we both know

Well this relationship could never work

Cause you look like G.I. Joe

Oh it's a disaster yeah

An accident waiting to happen

It's a disaster yeah

A thorn that just won't leave leave

Just leave me alone

Take it Bart