Slide Baker Slide Lyrics

I'm no dancing fool

I do the best I can

But sometimes I get jealous when you dance with other men

You taught me how to rumba

And how to find a beat

But I always end up staggering and stepping on your feet

You've got to slide baker slide and put your best foot forward

Slide baker slide to the middle of the floor

Slide baker slide you got to move on over Baker

Slide baker slide on out the back door

When the music plays my heart begins to pump

And suddenly I'm doing the hustle and the bump

I wish they'd slow it down so I could hold you close

Because I have got no rhythm no I've got no twinkle toes

You've got to slide baker slide and put your best foot forward

Slide baker slide to the middle of the floor

Slide baker slide you got to move on over Baker

Slide baker slide on out the back door

Swayze gets you going

Travolta gets you hot

But when it comes to dancing I am like Don Knotts

I make no excuses

But we make quite a pair

If you be my Ginger Rogers I'll be your Fred Astaire

You've got to slide baker slide and put your best foot forward

Slide baker slide to the middle of the floor

Slide baker slide you got to move on over Baker

Slide baker slide on out the back door

And away we go