Translating Tongue-Tied Toxic Truths Lyrics

Justified jugglin' jargon jumping jacks

Fakes fill me with fury, stick to friggin' facts!

Stop citin' me as a stupid, sinister snake

Sayin' I'm a liar, hell no, at least I'm awake!

Turnin' back to the tongue-twister, twist and twine

Target my tumble, yet tongue-tied I tell

Translating toxic truths in life's tyrannical swell

Tumblin' in the tunnel, trapped in this temporal spell!

Tongue-twister times two, twirlin' to 'til trophy time

Reamin' rascal riff-raff with rhythm and with rhyme!

Rhetoric rollin' right up to my riches' right rangy reach

Settled our squabbles, so stick to this sarcastic speech!

Past prohibited to pass 'til the problems processed

Can't cleave to closure once caught and held captive!

Others' options open only windows to oceans of the obsessed

Denyin' dark deeds as hearilty as denying my disabilities!

Hubris haunts hearts hell-bound, holdin' to heredities

Justified jugglin' jargon jumping jacks

Fakes fill me with fury, stick to friggin' facts!

Stop citin' me as a stupid, sinister snake

Sayin' I'm a liar, hell no, at least I'm awake!

In a realm of riddles, rancour risin', a raucous ruckus

Where whispers wander winged, weathered wasps

Jeerin' at the jester, jubilant and juxtaposed, Jarringly joining the disjointed

Laugin' at lunacy, liberatin' lads and lasses, like I'm anointed!

Another tame tongue twister to twirl to in time

Tremblin' in the tunnel, yet tongue tied I tell

Meanderin' minstrels of this misery of mine

Singings of sorrows slitherin' snakes try to sell

Reasoning renders ridiculous your rhetorical riddle

Mirror marks my malady as a man in the middle

Lazily lying to lads listening to lurid lies that laboured little

In terms of terminating toxic triumphs and thought tiddles!

Truth trumps tramps triumphantly, truly, tells the tattler

Tongues tied tightly, or torn to tatters

Hilariously hinderin' hobgoblins hoppin' and hollerin' hellaciously as the Hatter

Mockin' and mimin' marvels, misinformed to muse they might matter!

Made me into a mental miasma of multiplyin' maladies

Marrin' my merry mind with many maladaptive mentalities!

So, sullenly, the sophists spout their sordid, stutterin' sighs

Adorned in asinine assertions aimed anaesthetising eyes!

Hark, for here I hum, a harbinger, heroic in my heresy

My melodies are missiles, "myths" made manifest mercilessly

Let loose the "lunatics", line 'em all in lovely rows, the loud and the low

For each "invalid" will earn their epithet, ere insight exit escrow!

Mirth meets the morbid in melodies that mystify

The last laugh will be ours as untruths fade and finally die!

Deception dances delicately, deluding dames and dudes

But where it waxes wanton, Wisdom waltzes in and feuds!

So savour this sweet serenade of satire, sent to sever

Tight ties that tether you to tales that tar and trap you 'til forever!

Oh, justified jugglin' jargon jumpin' jacks

Fakes fill me with fury, stick to friggin' facts!

Stop citing me as a stupid, sinister snake

Sayin' I'm a liar, hell no, at least I'm awake!

Yeah, another tame tongue-twister to twirl to in time

Tremblin' in the tunnel, yet tongue-tied, I tell

Meanderin' minstrels of this misery of mine

Singin' of sorrow slitherin' snakes try to sell

Reasoning renders ridiculous your rhetorical riddle!