Snow Lyrics

Say it isn't so

Santa ain't gonna bring the snow

And the jingle's all spent

Reindeer got bent

Tied one on at the Tupelo

And those elves are all chest bound

Slinking around

Like Humphrey Bogart cranks the Motown

Elves smell like honey dripping down

Christmas trees you can smoke

The only fix to make you broke

Like magic taking cars and furniture

Straight down your lungs

Daddy gotta cry

Momma gotta try

Dirty snow on your cufflinks baby

Hair in the shower drain

Cootchie gonna make it rain

He should be an eagle scout by now

Earned a godforsaken merit badge

Say it ain't so

I wish I was a jar

A salve to soothe the scar

A jar of hunger games

Parachute sponsored

Healing meds for you

Heal your head for you

Heal your heart too

Feel then heal the hole they filled with poison

Heal the wound with my gloved hand

I want to be the first breath you take after coming

I want to be butterflies in your tummy

I want to be the knife you twist in your back

The fangs that strike

Blood at the crash site

The x on the back of your hands

One you fear in dreamland

The poison in your arm

I want to feel your harm

I wish I was the rod that strikes you

The hook that reels you in

Your rainy weather friend

Kiss me

Let your lips free me

I'm a slave to lonely

A serf to sex queen

Love me

Harder than grey shades

Longer than my foreplay

Love me night to day

To night again, resting invisible

In your thighs

All nights