Pirate Winter Song (Bonus Track) Lyrics

'Twas a winter like never before,

Warmer and brighter than the cold days of yore

Lay in the sand, with a jug in me hand

I'll make sure that even this winter be grand

Enter the fiddler rosin up yer white bow

Use your pagan black magic to summon the snow

Now Dulaman rise from the vast distant seas

Enjoy this mulled ale as they all start to freeze

Summon the watchers who play the brass bells

Even they need a break from wherever they dwell

And as the crowd gathers the booze starts to flow

With a ding and a dong and a yarr and a ho

And as the sun sets in the fair crimson sky

I empty my tankard and let out a small cry

For what could be sadder in this night of the wicker

Than running completely out of liquor

"Captain, we found a keg!"

Come grab my hand, this is a jolly day

For my trusty crew just landed in the bay

Their quest is completed, they brought barrels of ale,

Shiny gold and jewels, and more barrels of ale

Surely now the time has come for gay festivities

Looting, drinking, fighting Thijn, whatever else you please

To keep the party going on the vanguard blows their horn

And no-one gets to leave without a headache in next morn

This winter will be great

Put some strongstew on your plate

Even if you oversleep it's never to late

Get partying with all yer mates

So fill up yer tankards with whiskey and rum

invite all yer mateys to come

We'll feast and we'll party the whole winter long

So empty up your drink and sing the pirate winter song

We plundered the old navy base and had a merry feast

We used their old and mouldy wine to drown their dirty priests

For pirates celebrate this time with ale and silly songs

And if you don't like how we do l'll gut you from the dong

So come and dance and sing

For tonight we feast as kings

Some seaweedbeer in your gob is just the right thing

For partying with all yer kin

So fill up yer tankards with whiskey and rum

invite all yer mateys to come

We'll feast and we'll party the whole winter long

So empty up your drink and sing the pirate winter song

Now l pour out my bottle, at the cold riverbed

And reminisce life and remember the dead

Truly it was the best winter ever

Now bugger off and let me finish my bever-age