The Pit Of Death Lyrics

Another day at sea it's the same shit once again 

Avoid the crack of dawn at all cost if you can

For your innocent eyes will lose their virginity

Cause on a ship

In the morn'

Ass is all you see!

Thijn gots his trousers hanging little low

A comment on his rear end

Will just yield you a blow

It seems like Minne's bottom needs a little tan

Its sticking out at least an inch as he's the fattest man

Two shiny buns belonging to the first mate

Last fool who told him spent six weeks in the chains

At least his are cleanly

Much unlike the rest

For most of 'em

Last bath they had

Was weeks ago at best

The captain's ass captain's ass 

A nest of shitty flies 

Captain's ass captain's ass 

Smell it and you'll die 

Captain's ass captain's ass  

The terror of the seas 

Captain's ass captain's ass 

Come give it a squeeze 

Now some of the folks try to earn some extra dime

Fine mysteries are hidden

Where the sun don't shine

Some have got herbs

Others have rum

but one look at Orestis shows the tip of his gun

Henry's really skinny not keen on wearing pants

an ass so tiny

Looks like it's made for ants

Luckily this is against the pirate code

So we kicked the tiny bastard

Of our manly boat

I've mentioned the hamstrings how pirates are hung

But what I didn't mention

Were the piles of dung

The cook could't cook as he ran out of wood

It meant conserving produce

Was needed for the food

The captain's ass captain's ass 

A nest of shitty flies 

Captain's ass captain's ass 

Smell it and you'll die 

Captain's ass captain's ass  

The terror of the seas 

Captain's ass captain's ass 

Come give it a squeeze 

Captain's ass captain's ass 

Captain's ass captain's ass 

Captain's ass captain's ass 

Captain's ass captain's ass 

Let's

Fucking

Go

The captain's ass captain's ass 

A nest of shitty flies 

Captain's ass captain's ass 

Smell it and you'll die 

Captain's ass captain's ass  

The terror of the seas 

Captain's ass captain's ass 

Come give it a squeeze