Transition 1 (skip this) [Refrigerator] Lyrics

Is your refrigerator working correctly

If you think there might be some kind of malfunction

Then you should press 1 right now

I will be glad to be hearing from you

Hello

To call back— Is your refrigerator currently operational

If you think it may be malfunctioning then you should press one right now

Otherwise… have a nice day

To call back, press 2—Ready for the next one

Oh yeah, I'm ready

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Next message received at 1:59AM

Hello

Is your refrigerator working correctly

I think it may not be working correctly, if you know what I mean

Anyway

Call me back if you want it serviced

Hello

Is your refrigerator working correctly

Because I have reason to believe that it isn't

And if it isn't then I advise that you call me back

Before any more damages occur

Have a lovely morning

I'M AT A PAYPHONE TRYING TO CALL HOME HEEEREREEE

RETREREMERTHAAAA HAAERRREEREECATACAAAE HEEERRA

Is your refrigerator working correctly

Because we at the refrigerator company incorporated

Have a suspicion that it may not working be functioning normally at all

If you want to dispute any of these allegations then I suggest that you call the number back right now

Otherwise, have a wonderful morning

There's more

Jesus Christ

You ready

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Next message received at 6:23 AM

AAAAAAAAAARARGHHHHHH

UUUUURRRRGHHH

HUUUUUURRRG

Is your refrigerator working correctly

Because we at the refrigerator company have reasons to believe it's not

So call us back

HUUUURGHH

That's it

That last bit was—hang on, there might be one more

Please tell me there's not

Okay