Noam Chomsky Thinks You Suck Lyrics

Noam Chomsky thinks you suck

That's why you're not getting anything

For Christmas

Noam Chomsky called me

What the fuck?

He screamed about how much

You suck

You make a mess like

Your own empire

You once beat up

Billy Squire

Noam Chomsky, he thinks you suck

That's why you're not getting anything

For Christmas

Noam Chomsky has a beef with you

He doesn't like anything you do

Noam Chomsky

Noam Chomsky

He says you don't deserve a Christmas Tree

Noam Chomsky thinks you suck

That's why you're not getting anything

For Christmas

Noam Chomsky hates you

High key

And Noam Chomsky is Santa's homie

You won't get any presents from me

Cause you ruined the holidays for

Noam Chomsky

Knock it off with your hegemony

You're pissing off Noam Chomsky

Nobody at the party ate

Your cookies

You didn't get a recipe from

Noam Chomsky

Noam Chomsky called you

A colonialist bitch

He threw all your presents

In a ditch

Noam Chomsky thinks you suck

Says he'd rather spend his time with a racist duck

Noam Chomsky thinks you suck

That's why you're not getting anything

For Christmas

Your ex-girlfriend says

He never went down on me

Now she practices polyamory

She says if anyone else

Wants to get with me

Then they have to learn

To eat pussy

From Noam Chomsky

Noam Chomsky thinks you suck

That's why you're not getting anything

For Christmas

Noam Chomsky thinks you suck

That's why you're not getting anything

For Christmas

Rudolph reads Noam Chomsky

And Noam Chomsky is Santa's homie

Noam Chomsky thinks you suck

That's why you're not getting anything

For Christmas

Noam Chomsky thinks you suck

That's why you're not getting anything

For Christmas

Noam Chomsky thinks you suck

That's why you're not getting anything

For Christmas