When Earth Began Lyrics

When Earth began

Woman had man

Way back when the Earth began

Invented beer then fire

No one had time to get fat

They made sure the earth wasn't flat

Way back when the Earth began

Crops were always failing

Someone gave up on inventing wheels

Made boats and started sailing

Way back when the Earth began

Woman only had her man

Then after they had kids

Wondered is this all there is

When Earth began

When Earth began

The first chick who said

We need science

Met her end when

A high priest said

"She'll defy us"

Ran inside when it got dark

Thinking demons made our dog bark

We used hay for rooves

Changed horses hooves

We were lucky to get by

We all had kids in junior high

Way back when the Earth began

Woman only had her man

Then after they had kids

Wondered is this all there is

Way back when the Earth began

Women asked "Who made us?"

So man built an Acropolis

Their children still weren't satisfied

No one knew why 70 goats died

We saw the future in turds

And used the eyeballs of birds

To decide if we should go to war

With the village that had a little more

Way back when the Earth began

Woman only had her man

Then after they had kids

Wondered is this all there is

Way back when the Earth began

When Earth!