I Love You, Sorry I’m a Dick Lyrics

I wish there was a Hallmark card that says:

"I know I'm wrong; sorry I'm a shithead."

Do you ever feel like nobody respects you?

That's because you're awful and you don't deserve respect

I've got a window of opportunity that's closing quick

And I've got medication for this but I have run out of it

So I'll take what's left of my dignity and drop it like a brick

I love you, sorry I'm an asshole

I like to think that when I put pen to paper

Somehow ten minutes later, I'll have rewritten all my wrongs

As if the words you never said to the one who wanted you

Somehow much more meaningful because you put them in a song

Go write her another one and she'll be yours again

Another witty lyric and she'll forget about her boyfriend

Some overdue honesty just might do the trick

I love you, sorry I'm an asshole