Dad Bod Lyrics

Dad bod, I'm rocking a dad bod

Dad bod, 'coz I know what's hot

Dad bod, so don't knock my dad bod

Dad bod, or I'll knock your block off

I didn't use my gym membership

That's another resolution down the drain

But I've got too much going on with my Channel 7 Steven Seagal marathons

To hear about your protein shakes

Dad bod, I'm rocking a dad bod

Dad bod, 'coz I know what's hot

Dad bod, so don't knock my dad bod

Dad bod, or I'll knock your block off

No matter what the weatherman's saying

I always dress like I'm picking up the kids from Auskick training

In my stonewashed jeans and New Balance shoes, I'm coming soon to party to you

But I didn't hear your Mum complaining

Dad bod, do you like my banter?

Dad bod, I dress like Adam Sandler

Dad bod, I'm wearing an apron

Dad bod, call all your mates in

Rock 'n' roll (Dad bod!)

Chiko Rolls (Dad bod!)

Finding fastest route that does not require tolls

Hard Yakka (Dad bod!)

Acca Dacca (Dad bod!)

Viral videos of people getting hit knackers (I'm rocking a dad bod!)

Dad bod, it's time for a party

Dad bod, fire up the barbie

Dad bod, I'm drinking Vic Bitter

Dad bod, who clogged the shitter?

Dad bod, dad bod

It goes on and on when you're rocking a dad bod