Swiftie Lyrics

Late night driving all alone

After the Dying Fetus show

To wake up so I could make it home

I turned on my radio

That's when much to my dismay

Made a discovery that day

How could my life have changed this way

and what will my friends have to say

I drove for miles and miles

I reached to change the dial

But after a while

I started to smile

My god what's happening to me

Wake up can this truly be

It's the ultimate blasphemy

Can't let anybody see

You know there's something I wanna say

But I just can't find the way

I been struggling for days and days

My friends fee like I'm shifty

You know I kinda just wanna tell

I wanna break free and rebel

From the rooftops I wanna yell

Hey I've become a Swiftie

I hit the local record store

So I could try to find some more

But then I ran into Lenore

She asked what I was looking for

Thought fast needed an alibi

What else could I be there to buy

Can't say Nineteen Eighty-Nine

Or I could kiss that friend goodbye

With no time to react

I reached into the rack

When I pulled my hand back

Things were back on track

Swallow the Sun saved me that day

I said goodbye and quickly paid

Took my record and got away

Too close the truth nearly betrayed

You know there's something I wanna say

But I just can't find the way

I been struggling for days and days

My friends feel like I'm shifty

You know I kinda just wanna tell

I wanna break free and rebel

From the rooftops I wanna yell

Hey I've become a Swiftie

Used to think that I

Was just a metal guy

But now I've realized

That that was just a lie

And there's no reason why

I can't have other sides

And different faves and likes

New genres I can try

And all the people who

Tell me what I should do

Well they're just being rude

Their words could be construed

As being bugaboo

Their view is just askew

With all that I'm through

Oh thank you Tay Tay

You know there's something I wanna say

But I just can't find the way

I been struggling for days and days

My friends feel like I'm shifty

You know I kinda just wanna tell

I wanna break free and rebel

From the rooftops I wanna yell

Hey I've become a Swiftie

I think I'm gonna have to take a stand

I really hope my friends understand

It doesn't make me less of a man

In fact it's kinda nifty

I don't care if they think I'm weird

Because these feelings won't disappear

I'm gonna shout it for all to hear

Hey I've become a Swiftie