Shoulda Had A V8 Lyrics

First saw you at the station sitting at that desk

That planted the idea of staging your arrest

After your dance aerobics class

I saw you kicking rapist ass

That's when the time had come at last

For me to spring my little trap

Driving around you questioned what I was up to

Said you didn't date policemen I said to hell with you

And that's when you invited me

To join you for something to drink

But since you never drink caffeine

You only had one thing for me

You opened up a chilled can

And poured it out for me to taste

Lapped it up off your breasts and

Knew I should have had a v8

Vitamin C

Poured out for me

And 2 servings

Of healthy veggies

Vitamin A

And such a great taste

Let's do this all day

You opened up a chilled can

And poured it out for me to taste

Lapped it up off your breasts and

Knew I should have had a v8

Could have had a V8

Would always have V8