A Very SKiTTY Christmas Lyrics
- Genre:Spoken Word
- Year of Release:2023
Lyrics
Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas
It's Christmas time motherfuckers
Saint Nicholas been on my dick tip for a year
And now it's time to take what this good boy deserves
Time to get puss with some holiday cheer
Pussy pussy pussy underneath the Christmas tree
Got a lot of cock inside my stocking just for me
Box of Magnums, tell my puppy he can have 'em
I'm going raw, Santa ain't gon know what happened
Ima pack his sack and I mean fuck his ass
Fuck femboys, clowns, and snakes, damn well Santa won't last
Ima cuck that bitch of his, bust so hard I lose control
Now Santa got no choice but to live on my North Pole
I'ma fuck Santa Claus, I'ma fuck Santa Claus
I'ma fuck Santa Claus, I'ma fuck Santa Claus
I'ma fuck Santa Claus, I'ma fuck Santa Claus
I'ma fuck Santa Claus, I'ma fuck Santa Claus
I ain't forget about the elves too
Ima fuck 'em till they die 'cause I can, fuck you
And the reindeer, damn right they getting this dick
Then I go back inside to fuck Saint Nick
Christmas on the 26th 'cause I delayed that shit
Lay out cookies for Santie and milk from yo mama's tits
There's a new Santa now, move out the way bitch
The all-new, holly-jolly, motherfuckin' SKiT
SKiTTY CLAUS delivers bullets to the richie kids
And I kill the homeless because joy is what SKiTTY forbids
And the middle class gets shot too 'cause why not, man fuck you
SKiTTY off his meds, SKiTTY do what SKiTTY do
Smoking crack is elegant, SKiTTY CLAUS will raise your rent
I will increase world hunger by 200%
Then I go back to the North Pole
And Santa is dead, fuck
I'ma fuck Santa Claus, I'ma fuck Santa Claus
I'ma fuck Santa Claus, I'ma fuck Santa Claus
I'ma fuck Santa Claus, I'ma fuck Santa Claus
I'ma fuck Santa Claus, I'ma fuck Santa Claus
I'ma fuck Santa Claus, I'ma fuck Santa Claus
I'ma fuck Santa Claus, I'ma fuck Santa Claus
I'ma fuck Santa Claus, I'ma fuck Santa Claus
I'ma fuck Santa Claus, I'ma fuck Santa Claus
Fucking Santa, fucking Santa
Fucking Santa, fucking Santa
Fucking Santa, fucking Santa
Fucking Santa, fucking Santa
I know Santa got them fuckin' jaws
I know I'll break a bunch of laws
Fucker's praying on a lost cause
I'm gonna fuck Santa Claus
He's praying on a lost cause
I'm gonna fuck Santa Claus
I'ma fuck Santa Claus, I'ma fuck Santa Claus
I'ma fuck Santa Claus, I'ma fuck Santa Claus
I'ma fuck Santa Claus, I'ma fuck Santa Claus
I'ma fuck Santa Claus, I'ma fuck Santa Claus
I'ma fuck Santa Claus, I'ma fuck Santa Claus
I'ma fuck Santa Claus, I'ma fuck Santa Claus
I'ma fuck Santa Claus, I'ma fuck Santa Claus
I'ma fuck Santa Claus, I'ma fuck Santa Claus
Fucking Santa, fucking Santa
Fucking Santa, fucking Santa
Fucking Santa, fucking Santa
Fucking Santa, fucking Santa
Merry Christmas