The Jar Lyrics

Shooting rope on an Amiibo

Drown that bitch, make that shit grow mold

Leave the jar on a heater, watch that shit boil

Wrap that shit in a fuckin' heating coil

Bam motherfucker, dinner is served

Go back to the goon cave with my dessert

Yummy cummies been soaking all-day

Take a swift sip, okay

I'm the motherfucker who's jar bloating and rope splodin', real jar lovers stand up (stand up)

You're the dude who's mad dick choding and cock eroding, bet you like to nut inside of cups (gross)

If you got a real cock that you like to show off, put it in the jar and let it splooge

But if you a bitch who hates that shit, next time I'm cumming on you

"Cum jars are gross!" Well you probably touch kids

Why am I the villain when I only rim lids

Like damn, let a man have a good time

If you don't shut up, you're tasting this grime

I'm literally living in your head rent-free

I'm cool as a cucumber, why hate me

While you're over there in bed still awake

I'ma give my jar a cummyache

You can't touch me, 'cause you're fucking dumb

Ima open up the jar and put it onto your thumb

Real chads and sigmas, never scared of the cum

Get a little sticky SKiTTY onto your tongue

Don't disrespect the jar, it's all that I have

I'll pour some out for you and give you a half

We clink our shots together, and give up our cheers

Real cum jars get filled up for years

I'm the motherfucker who's jar bloating and rope splodin', real jar lovers stand up (stand up)

You're the dude who's mad dick choding and cock eroding, bet you like to nut inside of cups (gross)

If you got a real cock that you like to show off, put it in the jar and let it splooge

But if you a bitch who hates that shit, next time I'm cumming on you

Let the jar boil on the stove

Pour the jar right into a grove

Throw the jar in a retirement home

Use the jar to replace a chromosome

Keep the jar and watch it grow mold

Sip the jar like the wizard foretold

Hit the jar into a rich man's house

Set the jar as a prison for a mouse, what?

I'm the motherfucker who's jar bloating and rope splodin', real jar lovers stand up (stand up)

You're the dude who's mad dick choding and cock eroding, bet you like to nut inside of cups (gross)

If you got a real cock that you like to show off, put it in the jar and let it splooge

But if you a bitch who hates that shit, next time I'm cumming on you

And your family

And your friends

And your pets

And your ancestors

And your ghost

And your house

And your car

And your pets again