Family Tree Lyrics

I ain't never met another woman on earth

Who liked licorice as much as me

Staying up all night

Talking about the big fight

Scoring and the referee

We got a similar birthmark

A spot that stays dark

We both got crooked teeth

Let's get eloping

While the fire is smoking

Honey would ya marry me?

How about we don't look too close

At the family tree

I'm afraid your branch may be rubbing up

A little too close to me

Let's just say we're all the same

Children of Adam and Eve

How bout we don't look too close

At the family tree

My whole side's from north Kentucky

Yours are from Ohio

That river there in Cincinnati

Was difficult to cross you know

We got two uncle Eamonns

Can't be the same one

They were both twice removed

Well that's four times likely

If I'm your wifey

I can't be your cousin too

How about we don't look too close

At the family tree

I'm afraid your branch may be rubbing up

A little too close to me

Let's just say we're all the same

Children of Adam and Eve

How bout we don't look too close

At the family tree

Under the steeple bout 100 people

Looking like a copy paste

Old or young, woman or man

All got the same ugly face

When the organ started

And the flower girl farted

We all looked down the aisle

In a white gown, red rose

Walking on webbed toes

About a hundred crooked smiles

How about we don't look too close

At the family tree

I'm afraid your branch may be rubbing up

A little too close to me

Let's just say we're all the same

Children of Adam and Eve

How bout we don't look too close

At the family tree