The caps lock Ballad of Anthony Garubo Lyrics

Once upon a time I did laundry in my house, downstairs

You could do a full load, without a thought or a care

Until one day, one faithful day, a load went in that turned me gray

It was a load that

Clogged my slop sink

Flood my basement

Like it was nothing

So I called Anthony Garubo

Anthony Garubo, Lord

Anthony Garubo said your basements flooded

I'll send a plumber

I said great

He said, he'd be there at eight

Sounds good

Sounds good, Anthony Garubo

Sounds good

Sounds good, Anthony Garubo

So the plumber comes, says he's all done

Garubo says it's time to let that washer run

I say great, he says wait- you still owe me money for clogging that sink, Blik

I say hold on, Mr. Garubo, I don't think that you know

It was your sink that clogged, spilled out on the floor, I was left cleaning it all

I was shop vac-ing all night

What gives you the right

To suggest that I shouldn't put that floor water back in the sink

What really makes you think

I wasn't left on the brink

Due to your clogged pipe sink

Overflowing leaving my basement a drink

Anthony Garubo gremlin man

Charging me for things not in my hands

Anthony Garubo I reprimand

I bet you put the water in there, that was your plan

Little Anthony Garubo gremlin man

Pourin' buckets of water hand over hand

Dousing my hosing I don't understand

Anthony Garubo I'm not a fan

Shame on

Shame on, Anthony Garubo

Shame on

Shame on, Anthony Garubo

It's flooding again

The basement goddamnit, it's flooding

The sink is clogged

The goddamn washer's overflowing into my basement again

I knew it wasn't a one time thing

The basement's flooding

The basement's flooding

That goddamn Anthony Garubo he lied to me

My basement's flooding

It's overflowing, it's coming

The basement, she's flooding

I'm drowning

I'm drowning

Please

Please