That's Wild! (A Guy Like Me) Lyrics

That's wild

That's wild

Alright

Here we go again

Bet you've never met a guy like me

I can count all the way up to three

One two three, can't you see?

Oh yeah, that's the college degree

And you're broke now

You're doing coke now

You're getting choked now

I'm getting dope now

You're doing blow now

You're doing blow again

You're doing blow again

Oh yeah

I'm about to lose my mind

All these fuckers want my time and that ain't no crime

But fucker, would you get in line?

Like my wheels when I roller skate by

Giving dimes high-fives

Guy writes about his third eye all the time

He won't shut the fuck up about it

Oh me, oh my

I'll help you find the pause button or the stop button

Or whatever you've got to do to unwind

You've got no self awareness

That's where you're a failure

Yet somehow aware of my shit

My shit, my shit, my shit, my shit

I've made you aware of all of your failures

I'll say hi to Maynard, you pricks

Ow!

Wild, wild, wild

I'll bet you've never met a guy like me, that's wild

Wild, wild, wild

And I can count from one to three, that's wild

One two three? That's wild, man!

I'll bet you've never met a guy like me

So smart

So cool

So handsome

I rule!

Whipped the shit-list out, it was bigger than my ego

I'm circling above like I'm an eagle

I fill up the tank, place the fedora and I look like Bugsy Siegel

And you bet I've got your girl inside her Beetle, real

My favourite's John, yours is Paul McCartney

And you might ball, but I'm a fucking party

And you're a bitch, but I'm a fucking menace

I charge the fucker when I'm going to the dentist

Winner winner, chicken dinner

You be looking bitter

Told the Dalai Lama: "suck my tongue"

Then gave that bitch the finger

When these fuckers stress me out

I do not dive into the liquor

She goes head first in my bird feed

Now your chick is looking thicker

Every thought is now a headache

Every word is now a trigger

Every time I check them out

I swear, my balls are getting bigger

Grasped a hold of the dilemma?

Get the concept, get the picture?

And I know that I look stupid

But do I look like a quitter?

You've got no self awareness

That's where you're a failure

Yet somehow aware of my shit

My shit, my shit, my shit, my shit

I've made you aware of all of your failures

I'll say hi to Maynard, you pricks

Ow!

Wild, wild, wild

I'll bet you've never met a guy like me, that's wild

Wild, wild, wild

And I can count from one to three, that's wild

One two three? That's wild, man!

I'll bet you've never met a guy like me

So smart

So cool

So handsome

I rule!

That's wild!

That's wild man, so wild man

I'll bet you've never met a guy like me, that's wild

I'll bet you've never met a guy like me, huh?

And I can count from one to three, that's wild

One two three? That's wild, man!

I'll bet you've never met a guy like me

So smart

So cool

So handsome

I rule!

Wild, wild, wild

Wild, wild, wild

Wild, wild, wild

Wild, wild, wild