2022 Lyrics

Did somebody say 2022?

Is it that time?

That's my favourite number

If you take away one zero

Alright, check it out

It's 2022, who would've knew?

I need something to do while I'm taking a poo

If I make a dumb song like this, would you listen to it?

You probably do...

I'm the stupid motherfucker, oh yeah

But you already knew (Big brain)

Girl, you remind me of the library card that I'm about to renew

Took you out about one time last year, and that one time will do

I just read them there, you can come along

But, books? You'll probably snooze

Your boyfriend called you the B-word?

Oh, here's a bone you can chew

It's just a punchline, don't freak out or anything

Not trying to sell you on a wedding ring

It's kinda early to be celebrating

Got the wrong idea about me, you won't see me levitating

Celebrating way before the chorus

Absorbent and porous, of course you'll love it, I'm shore of it

Start sleeping with the fish and they'll be filing for divorce

'Cause it's been a little while since that ship has run it's course

You want me to be like you

But now the year is 2022

So what the hell are you gonna do

When Mindseed's coming after you?

2022, it's gonna screw you

What you gonna do? I'm here for it

2022, it's gonna screw you

All the numbers seemed to line up perfectly

People acting funny, give me all your money

You can't freak out every single time your nose is running

Cough is coming on, hold that fucking cough

If I fail to do so, all these people gonna scoff

Know me from the song? Bet you're fucking wrong

I put on an act just like your daddy with your mommy

Or your mommy with your daddy

Or your daddy with your daddy

Or your mommy with your mommy, can we all get along?

Do I really have to say that in a song

For you to know that we can get it on?

I already said in 'Phone Home' that I did with your mom

On the lawn, it was great and she insisted on the bong, woo

Can't you tell I'm having fun?

Baby, dear, I think I see a wabbit, would you go and fetch my gun?

They say life's a box of chocolates, I buy Hedgehogs every time

Watch me chase them with an AK yelling "Run, Forrest, Run"

You want me to be like you

But now the year is 2022

So what the hell are you gonna do

When Mindseed's coming after you?

2022, it's gonna screw you

What you gonna do? I'm here for it

2022, it's gonna screw you

All the numbers seemed to line up perfectly

It's just a little hyperinflation

It's just a two-tier society

It's just another COVAIDS variant

No big deal, we've seen it all

2022, bring it on

Haha, Mindseed