Welcome To Nashville Lyrics

Look at me I'm a country rapper

Driving down the interstate backwards

Bumping that dude that resembles fat bastard

This music shit ain't what you think it is

Especially where I'm from

Since I ain't went country yet some look at me like I'm dumb

Well here it is

But I know it ain't no top spot country pop

I don't go inside of Kid Rocks Big Ass Honky Tonk and I'm fucking local

Plus every lead singer on Broadway botches all the vocals

To the same journey song they play 8 times a day

The city never sleeps

Bands never take a break

Bartenders and bar backs crave a different form of change

You can ask them how it is i

They really can't complain

Living the dream

That's what all depressed Americans say

Party busses every block and pedal tavern parades

Bachelorettes from different states all wearing the same things and getting mad about it

Damn near everyone I know goes to AA every Thursday

It's a great time

You should come out

We go get drinks after

We always say moderation

Then end up plastered

Well

Welcome to Nashville

We got humidity for breakfast

Hold up

I'm in the trees no Holistic Connection

Our NFL team is originally from Texas

I'm an Oiler

No question about it

My eyes redder than the Rippys sign

Folks think CMA fest is better live

They show up to see their favorite artist play one song

7 times

For TV

Then they say thank you all goodbye

Walk off stage

Leave you standing on Broadway asking why did I take off work for this shit

Y'all stand in line for the Valentine that's 3 stories high

Hours go by

You get inside

1 beer is $14.99

Obligated to buy because of all that wasted time

"Last call"

Shit it's 2:55

All the bars are closing

Nashville can't decide if it's Vegas or New Orleans

That homeless guy you staring at was also once a tourist

Every building is built the same

But shit you gotta see em all

Your dumb ass spent $40 for a group bar crawl

When it is

It's free to walk the strip

Parking meters are free after 6