Punish My Waistline Lyrics

I step upon the bathroom scale

And see neon digits reflecting back at me

A sudden gain of inches packed right on my waist

An extra kilo it goes right straight to the face

My chin has doubled now

it can barely fit through classic t-shirts

Hell, I can't even sit

There's neon digits now that I can't even see

I'll never eat at Wendy's even if it's free!

Punish my waistline

Can't wear these jeans anymore

We're sticking now to sweatpants

Until I feast no more

I feel the bloating reaching critical levels

A mass above what this frame can securely hold

I tell myself that this is all ok

But in reality I look like a bouquet

I try to diet but it seems not to work

A caloric deficit was not just all it took

Starving myself for days but my mass still has grown

This punishment now takes a life all of its own

Why has this curse fallen on me?

I cannot even stand to see myself

I am more gut than human now…

A side effect of all the trash I eat

Wendy's for lunch

and Mickey D's for dinner

A stop at Coldstone in between

This is why I ain't getting thinner!