With Their Cutlets, He'll Marinate Lyrics

I prepare myself for this night's rounds

To fetch ingredients for my latest plate

The fundamental piece for my creation

Only the finest

Only the thinnest

Cutlets

Plunging into this suburban neighborhood

Sacking these homes searching for the primal food

The tenderest cuts for the secret marinade

It's the perfect blend of madness and hate

Sharpened knives so no one can stand in my way

I'll take the lot tonight, no matter who I have to slay

The marinade awaits

Imparting flavor – the neighbors can't wait

The carvers knife makes short work

Of those who cannot grasp

The depth of flavor that I crave

No one to stop me now

Old Johnny with the cleaver

Susan with the paring knife

At last we fill our basket

Tonight's feast will be vast

My fellow enthusiasts

May I have your attention?

Tonight's meal consists of my greatest perversion

Long pork belly from Harry

Short ribs from little Timmy

Along with Karen's greatest assets…

You might say tongue and cheek!