Chess Wizard Lyrics

In the black of night, with his awesome sword, he battles his enemies on the board

In his other hand, a magic wand, some say it was a gift from the gods

He's a chess wizard

He's never a pawn, he's the king on his throne, with the magic wand

He's a chess wizard

Riding his horse, you'll beg on your knees for remorse

A wizard of chess, always first to attack. His mind's a steel trap, he's got six-pack abs

Oh, and by the way, he has a pet dragon

My name is Bruce

A talking pet dragon

He's the chosen one

A magic man with a magic eye

He's the chosen one

To see between the black and white

He's a chess wizard

He's never a pawn, he's the king on his throne, with the magic wand

He's a chess wizard

Riding his horse, you'll beg on your knees for remorse

He's the chosen one

He just took your queen

He's the chosen one

And your girlfriend too

He's the chosen one

He's got like seventeen wives

He's the chosen one

And did I mention his pet dragon?

He's a chess wizard

He's never a pawn, he's the king on his throne, with the magic wand

He's a chess wizard

Riding his horse, you'll beg on your knees for remorse

Checkmate