Sluggin' it Up! Lyrics

Walking into lamp posts

A star role in my own comedy show

It seems that I've invented

A proximity between you and me

And now guess who's lurking

Mad-eyed and mortified

I'm strolling oh so casually

By your workplace

Still hoping we can get past third base

Back on the loose again

Until the bitter end

If you're not obsessed with me just pretend

I'm a slow-mo cyclone

You're stood in the way

This summer's suffocating

I'm groundhoggin'

Just sluggin' it up

There's clearly no potential

Between you and me but

I still wanna see if my last two brain cells

Can't get their act together, oh well

It's true that all my friends got kids now

I'm still waiting on someone to take me out

Back on the loose again

Until the bitter end

If you're not obsessed with me can't you pretend

I'm a slow-mo cyclone

You're blocking the way

In my defence I was ovulating

In my defence there was a full moon looking into my bedroom

I should know better and I do yeah I do yeah I do

But life's humiliating

I just wanna make it through

Cramps are out to get me

Bed spreadin'

All day doubled-up

A Nurofen ain't helping

But I'm finally dressed up just to trot round the block

For some fear and loathing

Your local joker's high on hormones

Hot-flushing in the day's first shadows

Deliver me your dirt cheap merlot

Back on the loose again

Until the bitter end

If you're not obsessed with me can't we pretend

I'm a slow-mo cyclone